Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,Tax the sod in Which he's laid

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Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,Tax the sod in Which he's laid
« on: February 11, 2013, 10:53:25 AM »
At first I thought this was funny....Then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!


Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there



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Re: Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,Tax the sod in Which he's laid
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2013, 10:17:57 PM »

A4e paid over 45 million of taxpayers money ? to give classes on using toilet paper
by Tom Pride

(It's not satire - it's a4E!)
I know his name might sound like it's been made-up but honestly - A4e topdog and cartoon Conservative Jonty Oliff-Cooper is for real.
His job is to help spend all that lovely taxpayers' money the government's been giving to A4e. Nice work if you can get it.
We already know that A4e's success rate is under a measly 4%.
But now we also know - thanks to Jonty's horsey mouth - what kind of important help A4e has been giving to the unemployed for all those millions of our money.
According to Jonty on Twitter, A4e have been holding classes for the unemployed on how to use toilet paper.
Obviously Jonty's now deleted the tweets - once he realised what a mistake it was to reveal what his firm has been busy wasting our money on.
But fortunately for us - and unfortunately for him - you can still see his tweets here:
Watching A4e
I always thought Conservatives claim to be really concerned about how taxpayers' money is spent and that they hate to see it wasted.
Clearly that only applies when it's being spent on someone other than themselves.
Doesn't it?
Related articles by Tom Pride:
A4e Claims Success In Getting Taxpayers Money Off Benefits & Into Its Own Pockets
Emma Harrison: ?Heartless taxpayers bullied me into paying myself ?8.6m of their money?
How Delboy hoodwinked ministers out of ?300m ? UPDATE
Admit it UK charities ? you were conned by Cameron and his so-called ?Big Society? garbage
porn channels and drug couriers advertise for jobs on government website
THE BS AWARDS 2012 ? vote now for the biggest bullshitter in Cameron?s Big Shit Society
Cameron?s Big Society ? TOFFS paying SPIVS to rip off PLEBS
Jobseekers Fight For Workfare Placements in NHS Hospital After Cameron Announces Vasectomy Operation There
Did you know the government is subsidising McDonald?s with taxpayers money ? your money?
The government has finally done something so outrageous even I can?t be bothered to satirise it
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Please feel free to comment ? you don?t need to register and I?m extremely minimal with the moderating ? so please go ahead.


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Re: Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,Tax the sod in Which he's laid
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2013, 10:22:41 PM »
This from Ashley Mote. Further comment unnecessary.



Literally mind-boggling ? and appalling

February 12, 2013

UK government debt is around one and a half trillion if you take into

account unfunded pensions, PFI schemes

and all the other off balance sheet debts.
Private debt just about matches this if you take into account

mortgages, credit cards and overdrafts. (USA debt is 14 trillion.)
Now try to get your head round a trillion.
Perhaps this helps.

1 million seconds = 12 days
1 billion seconds = 31 years
1 trillion seconds = 31,000 years

(note: ? the British billion is now the same as the American billion -
a mere thousand million, not a million million)


The next time you hear a politician casually talk about ?a billion pounds?, stop and think about it. 

Ask yourself ? are they spending YOUR tax money as you want?
These facts help put that ?billion? in perspective.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our government is spending
even more than it can raise from?

Stamp Duty
Tobacco Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Income Tax
Council Tax
Unemployment Tax
Fishing Licence Tax
Petrol/Diesel Tax
Inheritance Tax (tax on top of tax)
Alcohol Tax
Marriage Licence Tax
Property Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Vehicle Licence Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

Only one ? income tax ? existed 100 years ago (at a maximum of 10%)

Our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
The industrial revolution was beginning to feed mouths and fill pockets.
Public spending was a mere 25% of GDP.
We coped with debts of ?600 million resulting largely from the Napoleonic Wars.

We had the largest middle class in the world.
Mum stayed home to raise her children.
Dad was allowed to discipline his children.
A criminal?s life was uncomfortable.
The sun never set on the British Empire.

And now look at us today ? trapped in the EU and governed by inexperienced pygmies.
How and why did this change happen?
The answer is equally mind-boggling and appalling, because we are to blame.
We have re-learned an old hard lesson :

people attracted to power are fundamentally unsuited to hold it.
Ask yourself: do senior politicians today believe in acting in the best interests of the people who elected them?
Self-evident answer: No.  Self-interest and political survival come first.

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